Things I've tried:
- Loosened bleeder screw
Loosened hand brake cable
Put caliper back on without rotor & used spreader (and destroyed spreader)
Tapped on the piston with old pad and hammer
Used end of hammer and applied pressure
Cry and pray
One new and one old didn't work even. I put both old pads (both worn down to less than half thickness) and it was a tight squeeze to get it on over those. It seems more like all my efforts have brought the cylinder OUT instead of in. I also managed to twist the groove out of alignment and have to figure out a way to get it straight again. Guess I'll not be driving any time soon :/