Since it says "Dear Tom and Ray" on the calendar page, I guessed that it was referring to Tom and Ray Magliozzi from Car Talk (I was right!). It doesn't bother me that they make fun of Fiats since they pretty much make fun of almost every car ever made (and themselves). Plus Tom drives a white '79 124 Spider.
Here's a link to the listener mail that became the calender page.
http://www.cartalk.com/content/read-on/ ... .07-2.html
And here are their favorite Fiat jokes from their website. Enjoy (or not, but don't blame me).
Our Favorite Fiat Jokes
How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
Just follow another one around.
What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles or (in other words) never.
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They enlarged the logo.
What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables.
How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
How do you make a Fiat go faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
A miracle.
Two Fiats on a hilltop?
Science fiction.
Three Fiats on a hilltop?
A funny place to build a Fiat factory.