
a passed out emo kid

I walk outside, and get some stuff out of the car, while being abundantly noisy to try and wake the kid and give him a chance to vacate on his own so I don't have to bully him out. 4 door slams, and no response.
Now things need to get taken to the next level.
I get in the car and start it(I have a straight pipe where the cat used to be and a mild exhaust leak so my car is far from quiet) and no dice. He's still sleeping. So what is a man to do? Rev it up!
10 seconds of revving between idle and about 3k get him to sit up, realize what's happening and book it the f*** out of there. At least he left me a present for my troubles

